A little story

Once upon there were two pairs of ugly feet, they were sooo ugly that Heathers mom took one look at them and said 'I'm treating you two to a pedicure for christmas'.


Unfortunately, the pedicure didn't help matters but it gross out the ladies doing the pedicure. (especially Heather's lady) To which Heather thought: We're athletic?!? What do you expect our feet to look like?


Feeling distraught by their ugly foot disorder, they decided to put on tall boots, and shirts to show off a much nicer pair. (as Heather is pointing out)
Then all hell broke loose - the end.